Collage 022               H u m o u r N e t                    1995

Hello, again, InterNet Surfers!

Still riding the breakers out here ... "thanks" for this
installment goes to Brett, SpaceNet, and Randy C. (TJI).

Have fun!

- Vince Sabio
  HumourNet Moderator
  HumourNet@telephonet.com
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Question to Bill Gates: Is there any thought to changing the way
you project dates, giving yourselves more room so you don't have
this endless process of late products.

A: I'm not sure what you're saying. There's no certainty for dates.
If you take quality as a given, you are always going to have some
uncertainty in the date.

Editor's note: Try using THAT one on the IRS. -V

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So these two guys are walking down the street and see a dog licking
his balls on the corner.  The one guy turns to the other and says "I
wish I could that."  The other guy says, "Well, it's up to you, but
I would pat him on the head first just to make sure he's friendly."

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The guy who shot up the two abortion clinics in Brookline, Mass.,
turned himself in today, saying it was all a mistake. He thought
they were post offices.

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