Collage 069               H u m o u r N e t                    1995

Well, there will be no more bi-weekly TJIs; as of the 30 April
1995 edition, Randy Cassingham has changed "This Just In" to
"This Is True." (Rumor has it he liked the new acronym, although
he denies that claim in his explanation at the end of the 30 April
edition.) I wonder if this means I must now get re-approved to
include--uh--TITs in Collages ...

(Sorry, I couldn't resist. This *is*, after all, Collage 69 ...)

- Vince Sabio
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