I'd like to extend a huge thanks to Ed Kotler in El Cajon, California, for dutifully compiling this ENTIRE list for HumourNet. (I had no idea I had run this *much* material over the years.)
I'd also like to extend a similarly-huge thanks to Jean-Michel Fontaine in Echirolles, France, for converting Ed's entire text file into the HTML-ized version you see here.
Without a doubt, HumourNet has the best subscriber base of any list on the Internet. :-)
- Vince Sabio
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HumourNet: Anyone Without a Sense Of Humor Is At The Mercy Of The Rest Of Us.
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The Parachute Paradigm: Husband Suspects Wife CFI & Student Santa & Sleigh Australian Aviation Slogans For Delta Air Lines |
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Tower Talk Air Carrier Operations IFR In Germany Tower Hispanic Tower Student Pilot Justice Prevails Aircraft-Space Systems-Missiles |
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Top Forty-Two Reasons Why Captain Kirk Is Better Than Captain Picard Blind Bungee Jump Caffienated Soft Drinks: Twinky |
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Kirk Vs. Picard: The Adventure Continues Top One Hundred Reasons Why Captain Kirk Is Better Than Captain Picard 2 If Operating Systems Were Airlines Heaven Is Where The Police Physics Breakthrough The Great Ghz Grape Game |
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Window Programmers The Top Ten Signs You're At A Bad Star Trek Convention Top Ten Trek 'April Fools Jokes' Top Ten Reasons It's Great To Be A Borg If Lawyers Wrote Proverbs Why Motorcycles Are Better Than Women Donny Osmond Admits To Sexual Excesses |
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The Pentium Fdiv Bug Top Ten New Intel Slogans For The Pentium The Top Ten Reasons To Buy A Pentium Machine A.Joke....Ru Pentium November Election Results May Be Due To Intel Pentium Bug What 'Pentium' Stands For Intel Engineers |
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Church Announcements Microsoft Bids To Acquire Catholic Church And Now For More Pentium Humour 2001: A Space Oddessy_ With My Robot Friends Hal Had A Personality Problem Motorola Ad Campaign Intel Inside Chip Called Intel Inside |
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Roadmap File: Flame War |
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Risc Mac Pc Illiterate Grays' Involvement In Cryptography And National Security Devoid Of Religion Origin Unknown (Molly Ivins Las Vegas, Nevada--Police Nike Has A Television Commercial October, 1993--Europa Times Oklahoma Supreme Court Bagels In The Workplace Policy Guns In The Home Found To Increase Risk Of Death. A.Vapid Death |
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Did You Ever Stop To Do The Calculations? The Twelve Days Of Christmas: Conspiracy Intel: Where "A Little" Really *Can* Mean "A Lot"! Politically-Correct Computer Virus? |
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Pc Primer Pc Lexicon |
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Why God Never Received Tenure At Any University How To Handle Stress Make Out Your Chopin Liszt Cyberpunk's Signature Block Kenny Rogers Once Said: "Walkin' Round In Women's Underwear" |
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Politically Correct Christmas - Bah Hum Bug "Gods Rest Ye, Unitarians" (UU Version) The Net Before Christmas |
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Intel Corp. Reorganizes Line Of Popular Pentium Processors Mary Louise Gilman |
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Top 10 Signs Santa Doesn't Like Your Kid High School Math Proficiency Exam Rules For "Indoor Golf" Dear Ann Landers, Col 15 Mac Users Unix Programmer's Manual Resume: |
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New Intel Slogans: This Gem Came From The Mac-L List Mfwic: Nebulous Neutrons Near |
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More From The Estrogen Brigade? ... You'd Better Watch Out, Announcing A Exciting New Tool For Data Center Management! Open The Pod Bay Doors, Please, Hal... |
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Driver's License Did You Know Who, In 1923 "This Is True" Column |
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Police Find British Burglars Safe And Sound World's First Yak Sperm Bank Opens In Tibet Transmitting This Week From Portola Valley |
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New Virus Outbreaks Quotes 20 Workplace Hazardous Materials |
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This Is Nasa Headline News |
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Bill Gates Dog Licking Balls Abortion Clinics |
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30 Signs That Technology Has Taken Over Your Life Quotes 23 Qa Limbuaugh Dream On" File |
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Creative Answering Machine Messages |
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Just In Case You Were Planning A Trip ... Get Smart" Movies: Similarity Between Rush Limbaugh |
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Useful Phrases To Know When Traveling Through Arab Countries New Jersey's Driver-License Duckberg Times |
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Holy Writhings Decaffeinated Christ? |
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Top 10 Reasons To Become A Teacher Wise Sayings Of America's Great Political Leaders |
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In The Beginning, God Created Heaven And Earth ... John Bobbit's Prayer More Signatures ... Top 10 Sexually Tilted Lines From "Star Wars": Top 10 Sexually Tilted Lines From "The Empire Strikes Back": Top 10 Sexually Tilted Lines From "Return Of The Jedi": |
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Dial M For Mother Mother Of All Grease Fires What Not To Write On Your Security Clearance Form Legal In All 50 States! |
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Reasons Sheep Are Better Than Women More Stuff From The Aeronautics Archives: Still More From The Archives: Accidental Accident Reports |
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The Original "Santa Physics" Proposal: |
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Glossary For Research Papers Backwoods Fusion |
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Quotes 35 The Latest In "No Fear" Wear: Qa Birth Control The Present Microsoft Clarifies Trademark Policies How To Tell If Yout Head's About To Blow Up |
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Giraffe Poll By Journalist Fun With Grapes - A Case Study Why Proofreading Is Important |
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All About Spam The Biology Instructor Business Section Of The Kansas City Star Deep Thoughts Jack Handey C37 |
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Here's One From The Grease Man:Golf New Course Offerings At Western Michigan University: Mattel New Barbie Line Resume For God A.Typical Daily Pbs Schedule |
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Peter's Laws |
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Tell This One To The Prohibitionists If Operating Systems Drove Your Car New List Announcements Fun Things To Do In A Final |
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Major Christian Radio Network Sylvester Graham Cruiser Of The U.S. Navy Befuddled Pc Users Flood Help Lines,And No Question Seems To Be Too Basic |
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Surprised While Burgling A House In Antwerp Defunct Merchant Bank Lost And Found |
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Clutch Problem On Motorcycle, Actual Newspaper Headlines Linda Branagan Is An Expert On Daemons |
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Windows 95 Coolest Naming The '686 Mac User's Perspective Ms-Dos Is Calvinistic The Ballad Of The Bobbit Hillbillies |
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Preliminary Draft Of The Dsm-V Committee On Cyberdisorders Mac-L: And This One From Mac-L: Bumper Stickers! C47 Flame" Form |
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Awesome Quotes Top 20 Engineers' Terminologies Unitarian Universalist Jokes |
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What To Do With All Those "Free" Soaps When Travelling ... |
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More Internet "Sigs" C50 More Unitarian Universalist (Uu) Humour. Qa Blimp Beer Vs. Cucumbers! Real Programmers |
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Real Programmers, Part Ii |
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What If People Bought Cars Like They Buy Computers? The Night Before Christmas Jack And Martha Short Of Cash |
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Bill Gates In Heaven You Might Be A Redneck If 1 Qa Chicken More Sigs: |
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You're Probably A Redneck If 2 (152) |
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The Real Programmer At Work |
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The Dr. Seuss Purity Test Top Ten Things New Yorkers Like About Spring If Product Warning Labels Were Written By Physicists ... |
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Top Twenty Reasons Why Chocolate Is Better Than Sex: A.Byte At A Time More Unitarian Universalist Humor C58 Chicken Salad Sandwich Woman With Twins Top Ten Signs You've Hired A Bad Accountant: |
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The Japanese Won By A Mile!!! A.Dog Named "Sex" The Boy And The Frog Pcs For Guns Programmer's Prayer Skier Humor More Internet Sigs C60 |
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Female-To-English Dictionary Beans Beans Beans Ode To Steve"--A Poem, By Deborah More Viruses |
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Why I Fired My Secretary Meeting Tech Library Memo Top 10 Signs You Are An Internet Geek |
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Men And Women Are Not Alike! |
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Why The Internet Is Like A Penis: Top 10 Signs You Are An Internet Geek (Dupl) One-Day Stress Diet Making New Friends Honk If You Love Jesus |
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Microsoft Unveils New Joe-Bob(Tm) Software Genesis, Chapter 1, Release 2.0 |
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Spellbound Very Old Man 3.Guys On Empire State Bldg 6th-Grade Science Report Norse Gods Decided To Have An Orgy God Put Me On Earth Jesus Christ (Jc), Moses, And A Gnarly Old Man A.Man Was Fishing Off His Boat These Two Ladies Were Fishing Partners Here's A Quick Irish Joke |
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Visually-Impaired Humour Qa Blind Two Race Track Horses Verbal Bloopers |
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"Men Who Use Computers Are The New Sex Symbols Of The `90s" |
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"Battle Hymn Of Term Finals" The Final Exam |
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Signs That Exams Are Upon Us Dos Poetry? Application To Live In Cecil County |
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Engineering Problem Solving Dieter's Prayer Best Raisin Nut Cake Ever The World According To Kids |
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Rules For Hotel Guests A.Grandchild's Guide To Using Grandpa's Computer 101 Easy Ways To Say No |
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Seminars For Men Copy Of An Actual Card Handed Out God An Adam Real Answers Dmv Cal |
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Family Vacation Noted Biologist You Really Don't Wanna Know ... Really Skimpy Skirt Signature Lines |
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Ban Dihydrogen Monoxide! "Boys Just Want To Have Guns" Ecumenical Gathering, Poor Excuses |
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New Politically-Correct Phrases Prize Pig Absurd Warning Labels |
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How Miracles Reallly Happen Honesty, Attorney Style Electrical Humor Understanding Oregon's Weather And Ski Reports Good Times" Virus Hoax Top Ten Other Reasons People Are Suing Mcdonald's Top Ten Ways To Make The Kentucky Derby More Exciting |
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Darwin Award Nomination Stupid-Criminal Hall Of Shame |
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Top 10 Things People Think The 95 In Windows 95 Really Stands For Microsoft Renames Windows 95: Winever Is Born! Windoze Source Code More Source Code .. So You've All Heard Of Os/2 Warp President's "War On Dos Is Windows A Virus ? Geek Humor |
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Fcc To Regulate The Internet Top Ten Signs The N.Y.P.D. Is Out Of Control Top Ten Joey Buttafuoco's Summer Fun Tips Top Ten Signs You're Addicted To Caffeine Top Ten Reasons America Is The Greatest Country On Earth Top Ten Boutros Boutros-Ghali Pick-Up Lines |
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The Merits Of Circular Logic God On The Internet Household Physics Miscellaneous Humor ... Death Of A Windows '95 Programmer The Last 10 Things Any Woman Would Ever Say: |
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Car Acronyms Man & Woman On Airplane How Big Is The Internet? British Socialized Medicine Minus One |
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Snail Joke God Calls Bill Gates, Etc Old Man Walks Into The University Offices The Ceo Tourist Questions |
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Why Cucumbers Are Better Than Men |
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Computer Terms More Definitions Ill Legislators President Of Eu Farmer In Hotel Arkansan On Sea Cruise Husband Fun Qa Midget Permanent Erection |
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Seven Software Companies Added To "Watch List" Polish Jew In Warsaw Management Review Of Writing Style Two Old Men Walking Woman Gets Rich W/O Resorting |
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Who's On First? |
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Augustine's Laws |
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Top Ten Bob Dole Complaints About Hollywood Top Ten Rejected Disney Movie Titles Top Ten Proposed New Baseball Rules Top Ten Things Newt & Clinton Said To Each Other Under Their Breath Top Ten Michael Jackson Marriage Tips Top Ten Orlando Magic Excuses |
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Super-Model Super Smarts More Blonde Jokes |
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Going To College? Dilbert Index |
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Nuclear Picnic |
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No Entry |
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Actual Announcements Taken From Church Bulletins More Uu Humor God And The Legislative Branch Special High Intensity Training Anything's Possible |
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A Learned Disquisition On Procedurals Newbie E-Mail Attempts The Lesser-Known Programming Languages, Lesson #18 Construction Workers |
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Why Coffee Is Better Than Women God's Total Quality Management Questionnaire Quotes On The Nature Of The Universe |
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Man On Moon Revised Retirement Plan Male-To-English Dictionary Degradation Of Nomex Flight Suits Engineering Joke |
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O.J. Alibis Oj Qa Top Ten Things That Will Get You Kicked Off The O.J. Jury Top Ten Ways To Speed Up The O.J. Trial Top Ten Signs O.J.'S Lawyers Have Given Up |
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Old Man In Las Vegas Top Ten Rejected Disney Movie Titles The Preacher Came To Call A.Man Walks Into A Restaurant Reality Is For People Who Can't Handle Star Trek. International Awareness Highway Hitchhiking Nun In Cab In Ny |
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101 Ways To Be Obnoxious On Usenet |
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Six Drown Trying To Rescue Chicken Man Placed Flowers On Grave Horror Movie Character Survival Guide Old Time Religion |
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Declaration Of Independence--Response To Proposal Strange Sex Laws |
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Couple In Dr Office Some Good News, And Some Bad News. Qa Bonus Bar Exam Old Country Farmer Old English Lady Vermont Application |
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No Entry Top Ten Reasons Playing Hockey Is Better Than Having Sex: A.First-Time Parent Father Murphy's Fund-Raising Problem You" Might Be A Redneck If ..." (The Adventure Continues) Jones Law Freshman Student Of Archaeology Police In Park Ins Hugh Grant Interview Bad Headlines |
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Parachute Jump Golf Vs Skydiving Old Days Sex Was Safe Lawyers V. Chemical Waste The Perils Of Piety How Do You Say...? An American Tourist Thar's Danger In Them Thar Holes! Modern Indian Weather Prediction |
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Survival Guidelines For Visiting New York City Top Ten Reasons Why Computers Are Better Than Girlfriends: Iraq Jokes The Current Shortages In Cuba Do Produce Jokes: Intourist Ad Shipwrecked On Desert Island Interesting Euphemisms Divorce, Newfoundland ("Newfie") Style |
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Hell At 10 Below House To Downsize Solar System |
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A Los Angeles Radio Dj Shortly After The 1990 Earthquake: In Nynex Telephone Directory: A.Law In Kansas Canadian Host Of A Childrens' Tv Forensics Lawyer Dies Of Heart Attack Qa Oral Sex Unattached Office Girls Qa Hurricane Tales Of Parenthood Religious Views Of Life Two Tall Trees Are Growning |
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Top Ten Ways To Make Hockey More Exciting Top Ten Signs Your Camp Counselor Is Nuts Top Ten Other Ways Saddam Hussein Can Improve His Image Top Ten Signs Yeltsin's Health Is Improving Top Ten Ways To Discourage Teens From Smoking Top Ten Ways The U.S. Would Be Different If It Were Owned By Disney Top Ten Signs Of Sloppiness In The L.A.P.D. Crime Lab Top Ten Items On The Westinghouse "To Do" List Top Ten Mtv Video Music Award Categories Michael Jackson Is Nominated In Top Ten Michael Jackson Marriage Tips Top Ten Things Revealed In Newt Gingrich Expose |
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Qa Iraqi Pilot Hymie Had A Mistress Four Women Asked Same Question Qa Sperm New Scientist New England Farmers No Ice In Cafeteria Police In Small Town Good Man Dies Sydney Morning Herald Seven Dwarfs In Church Which Does Not Belong Prognosis Joke |
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News Of The Weird, 1995 Father Gives Advice To Son Flying Across Pacific Cycling In Country Lane Farmer Sitting On Porch |
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More Legal Lunacy More True Facts 117 Panda Semantics |
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Disney Round Table |
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More On Ted Kennedy The Assassin A.Simple Introduction To Work .... |
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Wile E Coyote Sues |
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Creative Housekeeping Ivy-League Lightbulb Jokes: Doctor's Orders Courtroom Exchange Signs As Seen In Foreign Countries ... Mother Superior |
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Poor Planning The Gorilla |
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Twenty [Five] Something Betters" Rules For Teachers, Circa 1915 Things To Keep In Mind Medical Terminology For Non-Doctors The Novices' Guide To Using The Men's Room The Field Guide To Recognizing Poopie |
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Windoze 95 Ad-Campaign Song Picks Shawn's Sig If Operating Systems Were Airlines ... |
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In Ireland, County Cavan Seen Somewhere On The 'Net Police Blotter Qa Accountant A.Cowboy Is Riding Letter From A Wife To Her Pc-Using Husband When A Man Pulled Two Guns A.Farmer Get Pigs Pregnant |
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The Jean-Paul Sartre Cookbook Lunch, À La Hp |
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Microsoft Windows 95 Stuns World Bill Gates Dies (Again!) The Micosoft/Mcdonalds Connection Top 10 Rolling Stones Songs That Would Be More Appropriate Than |
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College Entrance Exam: Football Player Version 50 Fun Things To Do In An Elevator 30 Ways To Be Offensive At A Funeral |
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If Men Got Pregnant: Little Red Riding Hood And The Big Bad Wolf Advertisements That Didn't Convey The Intended Message.... Application For Permission To Live In Massachusetts Title: Marriage |
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Top Ten Surprises In The Mark Fuhrman Tapes Top Ten Screw Ups In The O.J. Simpson Defense Top Ten Other Reasons Judge Ito Might Step Down More Newfie Humor Replacing The Alternator In An Oldsmobile Qa Gates A.Guide To Safe Fax |
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The Types Of People You Might Meet In The Men's Room Urinal Protocol |
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46 Things That Never Happen In Star Trek We Didn't Start The Series 54 Reasons Why Captain Janeway Is Better Than Captain Picard |
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Types Of People You Might Meet In The Men's Room Qa Tough Woman Dynamic Management Deity Ltd. Never Gonna Stay In Your Hotella No More Some Things You Don't Want To Have To Say On A Date ... |
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Top Ten Surprises In The Packwood Diaries Psychiatrists Say Victor, After A Long, Hard Day's Work New Government Travel Regulations A.Boy And His Dad Are Walking Through The Park British Children's Answers To Church School Questions More From The Police Blotter Improbable Research Summaries Plagiarism Is An Impossibility" |
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Bald Man's Convention The Politically-Correct Little Red Riding Hood Tips For Healthy Arguments Team Was Doing Poorly A.Girl Goes Into The Doctor's Office For A Checkup There Was This Really Overweight Guy Cia New Ad |
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A Southerner Moves Up North Why? |
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Nelex Response Letters Student Bloopers |
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O.J. Trial Update Qa Lawyer Hottest New Book: Defense Lawyer Receptionist At The Lawyers Office Pierre Was Celebrating His Silver Wedding Anniversary |
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A Girl's Guide To Geek Guys |
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Pullet Surprise More English Mis-Translations How To Hunt Elephants |
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Boston Driver's Handbook Never Have A Bad Day Alone Qa Clinton Vs Cow Ap Clinton 92 Campaign Zookeeper Asks Big Fellow Are Your Kids On Drugs? |
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Amusing Sig Lines Tee Shirts Seen Recently Penguin Entertainment Unabomber, Eat Your Heart Out ... The Ten Commandments Of Mastering Your Pc: Field Guide To Spotting The Computer Impaired Gard's Laws On Love |
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Dan Q. Strikes Again Dan Q. Strikes Again Dynamic Discourse Clinton, Gingrich, Packwood See Wizard Of Oz Reagan Called For Drug Testing In White House Spousal Tiff ... The Last Frontier Sluggo Press Release More News Of The Weird .143 |
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Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road? An Improved Chain Letter |
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Wondering If Windows 95 Will Live Long And Phosphor 100 Ways To Annoy Your Roommate (Abridged Version) |
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Rita Rudner's Facts About Men Murphy's Laws On Sex |
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Electrical Engineering Vs. Computer Science The Car-Crash Paradigm Top 20 Engineers' Terminologies |
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Top Ten Ways Things Would Be Different If Microsoft Built Cars: Top Ten Changes Bill Gates Wants At Cnn You Know You're An Internet Addict When ... High-Tech Computer Sales Jargon |
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If Operating Systems Were Beers... A.New Unix Utility |
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Nyu Application You Just Might Be A Grad Student If A.Day In The Life Of A Grad Student |
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The Cat Test |
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Firing Time Speaking Of Which: Politics Made Simple Politics Made Simpler The Country Member Nookie Greene? B*Tchin Nuns |
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Dirty Johnny Rides Again A.Class Full Of Listless Students Teach The Alphabet To Her Class Selections From W. Va Aptitude Test Pythagorean's Theorem |
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F*Ck The Definition Of Sh*T |
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The Three Little Pigs (Politically Correct Version) Selected Pc Phrases White Male Oppression Awareness Month |
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Cojones Are You Man Enough? |
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Dating Dictionary Cheesy Pick Up Lines The Last 10 Things Any Man Would Ever Say: The Last 10 Things Any Woman Would Ever Say Thoughts On Divorce |
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Teachers Get Paid Too Much English Simplified Children's Ideas About Love |
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The Psychiatric Hotline Chicken Physics Operation Cat Drop |
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You Might Be A "High-Tech Redneck" If ... You Know You're Too Serious About Computers You Know You've Been On The Computer Too Long ... Top Ten Signs That You Are "Webbed Out" Twinkie Casserole |
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Woman Accused Of Sitting On Ex-Boyfriend For Two Hours Don't Let This Happen To You! Consumer Reports' "Guide To Selecting Girlfriends" |
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Subscribe Bawdy.Net Good One, Dr. Seuss More O.J. Jokes More On Discourse On Lawyers More Weird Laws 161 Terrible Truths (And Other Principles Of Disaster) |
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The Correct Spelling Of Mohel More Mohel Practice Rabbi Wisdom Jewish Mothers' Wisdom More On Jewish Mothers' Wisdom The Jewish Golfer More Jewish Wisdom Jewish Religion And God More On Jewish Religion And God Qa Alszheimer How To Make Jewish Jokes More P.C. ... |
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Rollerblade Barbie |
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Windows '95 Marketing Source Code |
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The 1995 Ig-Nobel Prizes Vampire Protection |
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Playing With Pavlov ... Breast Aerobics And The Mammogram Super Sex? Parrot Tale The Infinite Force Meets The Immovable Object ... More Weird Stories..167 |
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Horror Movie Character Survival Guide Top Ten Reasons Trick-Or-Treating Is Better Than Sex Health-Conscious Vampires? 20 Ways To Confuse Trick-Or-Treaters: Halloween Plunkin ... |
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Subj: Lawyer Laughs The Court Will Now Come To Disorder ... A.Good Start ("Take" Two) |
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Singles' Perks Why Softball Is Better Than Sex (Or, "Why I Need To Get A Life") How To Spoil A Really Nice Evening (Version 1) |
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Dial "M" For Mother Proof By Counter-Example This Can't Be True ... Police Blotter News Of The Weird, October 6, 1995 |
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The New Math More Dirty Johnny Critical Thinking 101 |
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Windoze '95 Virus The Man From Microsoft |
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Effective Use Of The Legal Dept. The Best Lies In Skydiving (Abridged Version) Effective Drop Zone Management 101: Dealing With Sissies Awesome Ground Rush Some Thoughts On Air Travel |
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Communication, Italian Style ("A Letter From Loretta") Divorce, Italian Style Skydiving, Italian Style Exorcism, Italian Style Italian Opera, American Style More Italian Humor |
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Situation Adaptability Evaluation For Military Mid-Management Personnel Murphy's Laws Of Combat Operations |
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On Efficient Use Of Landfills On Efficient Use Of Grey Matter The Lesser Of Two Evils Arkansas State Residency Application (Or, "If You Pass This More Thoughts On The Political Scene A. Really Bum Rap |
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New Computer Virus! Golfing Partnership From Hell O.J. Q.N.A. Dine With Lance Qa Kato Kaelin More O.J. & Dr. Seuss 178 |
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Solid Proof That Animals Have Feelings, Too But It Was Only A Peek ... Minor Error ... The Finer Points Of Having A Bad Day Delusions Of Grandeur |
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Weirdnuz.401 News We Just Couldn't Pass Up And Still More News ... |
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Urban Archaeology Nasa Press Release |
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Girls: America Loves 'Em! |
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Santa Physics Rebuttal To "Santa Physics" |
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She Drives For A Relationship, He's Lost In The Transmission |
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Right-Sizing The North Pole The Gingrinch That Stole Congress |
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Top Ten Reindeer Complaints Holly-Day Humor Top Ten Least Loved Christmas Stories Politically-Correct Christmas Songs The Politically-Correct "Night Before Christmas" |
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Joint Announcement Nih How To Properly Handle Rejection The Sword Cuts Both Ways ... How Not To Take A Final Exam Universal Grade-Change Form ... 26 Ways To Phone In A Pizza Order (Was 100) |
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How To Confuse Your Local Air-Traffic Controllers No Brainer More Hot-Line Humor Please Read The Directions Carefully ... Great New Weight Loss Method |
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The Litigious Night Before Christmas Lawyers At Work Experts V. Lawyers V. Judges Keeping Priorities Straight One Less Lawyer Dilemmas More On Lawyer Integrity More Lawyer Q-N-A |
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Twas The Night Before Finals Twas The Night Before Christmas, Brooklyn Version Twas The Night Before Christmas, Geek Version The Twelve Bugs Of Christmas Santa Claus Is Coming To Town ... And He's A Unix Geek! |
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Trek" Lingo Made Easy Twas The Night Before Christmas, Star Trek Version More Dr. Seuss |
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No Intelligent Life? Some Guidelines For Bank Robbers New Barbie Dolls To Represent The Diversity Of Women In The 90s California Computer Viruses |
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The Twelve Days Of Christmas--Politically-Correct Version :-( Top Ten Least-Safe Holiday Gifts For Kids Ten Things That Sound Dirty On Christmas (But Aren't) The Present Renewing Santa's Commercial License Top 10 Signs Santa Doesn't Like Your Kid |
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Douglas Adams On Windows '95 (The Expurgated Version) Star Trek Lost Episodes" Transcript The Intellectual Proletariat |
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Rudolph Flies For Ups Rusty Chevrolet Walkin' Round In Women's Underwear" Damn Dog |
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Lawyers At Work If You're Not Smart Enough To Get Out Of Jury Duty ... |
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Where The Fast Lane Is As Good As The Rut" |
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Top Ten Reasons For Attending Grad School New Courses For Spring '96 Student Satisfaction Surveys Graduate-Student Chain Letter |
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The Doctor's Vocabulary Computer Terms Standard Phrases For Academic Appraisal All-New Terms |
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Top Ten Santa Pick-Up Lines--Version One Top Ten Santa Pick-Up Lines--Version Two Hanukkah Top 10 Paying Off Those Holiday Bills Cat Story |
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Your Basic No-Frills Joke Qa Four Legs I.Hate It When They Do That ... Um ... Misc Humor Cannibal Humor Harley Humor Psychic Doom More One-Liners (".Sigs") From The 'Net More Redneck Humor The Importance Of Having A Good Hand The English Re-Invasion More Humor 201 |
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The "Pc Primer" Pc Guide Update Politically-Correct Humor |
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Outtakes ... A.Running Commentary On The Legal Profession |
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Similarities Between Jesus And Elvis Rd Humor The Advantages Of Being Big! The Five Stages Of Drinking |
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Dashing Through The Snow - Poem Rules Of The Road In India Humor: Rolls-Royce |
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Cartoon Laws Of Physics Star Trek Crew Meets The Road Runner |
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Clinton Deploys Vowels To Bosnia Raw Meat |
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Inclement Weather Policy Age And Guile Beats Youth And Skill More Farmland Humor Football Rules From Various Political Structures |
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Undocumented Windoze-95 Error Codes! Microsoft/Windows95 Product Announcement The Ultimate Downgrade M.A.C.I.N.T.O.S.H. Explained |
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Billy's Letters From The Book Of Microsoft Microsoft Positioning System (Mps) |
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Managed Caring With Friends Like That ... When Superheroes Go Bad |
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Three Women Go Shopping Hitting Below The Belt Dogs Vs. Men How Dogs And Men Are The Same Why Men Are Better Than Dogs Under The Category, "Men Are So Stupid" The Number One Reason For Gun Control |
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Famous Last Words Quotes On The Nature Of The Universe |
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Dave Barry's Electricity Theory Telecommunications Dictionary |
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Blonde Woman Had To Go To The Dentist. Bad Ideas, Masculine Version, Take One Bad Ideas, Masculine Version, Take Two Marriage Humor 215 A.Decade Of Peace And Quiet More Thoughts On Marriage Sleeping With The Enemy |
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To Marry Or Not To Marry (In India) The Guyness Test |
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She's Really Taking It Hard ... Weird News Stories |
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Police Called To Arrest A Stark Naked Passenger How To Tell If You're Throwing A Successful Party Let's Finally Get To The Issue: Snakes |
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Unusual Interviews Excuses To Give Your Boss Southern California Edison's Other Operation ... The Engineers' Song |
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Another Rewarding Aol Experience Diary Of An Aol User |
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Top 10 Non-Essential Government Employees Trading Up Smarter Than The Average Rock Bill Of Lefts Advice From Abe |
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The History Of The World -- Kids' Version |
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Q: Where Are We? More Laughs At The Kids' Expense :-) More Indications Of Educational Shortcomings Top Ten Signs Your Parent-Teacher Conference Isn't Going Well |
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Bubba's User Manual Programming In C And Unix |
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Weird Aeronews Airplanes And The Military Puddle Jumping Not All Wrights Are Natural Pilots Seinfeld On Air Travel Murphy's Laws For Frequent Flyers Pilots' Hell Fly The Friendly Skies |
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Top Ten Reasons Why Studying Is Better Than Sex Top Ten Subtle Differences Between Cmu And Hell How To Perk Up A Boring Lecture One Helluva Student Loan The College Food Chain Top Ten Lies Told By Grad Students |
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You Might Be A Conservative If ... You Might Be Liberal If ... |
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Vermonters, Marylanders, And Winter Driving Driving In Seattle: A Visitor's Primer |
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Man's 911 Call Prevents His Own Burglary One Down, Two To Go Man Using Gun To Hammer Nail Shoots Self And Wife Man Targeting Woodpeckers Shoots Self Instead All Those Numbers Can Get So Confusing With Friends Like These ... Police Car Plays Taxi, Gives Lift To Jail Jailbirds |
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The Top Ten Assisted Suicides We'd Like To See ... Spotting The Dolly Diving Humor Aussie Guns I.Wonder Whom They Hired? U.N. Approves Air Strikes On Tonya Harding 1996: The Year In Review |
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Top Ten Things To Not Say To A Cop When You're Pulled Over ... More Help From The Bobbies Man Who Barked At Police Dog Now Must Answer In Court Training Aids Smuggler Of The Year Virgin Recruits Where's Lorena When You Need Her? |
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Priorities Weird Sports News A.Skier's Dictionary |
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How To Be Annoying How Cold Is It? (The Expanded Version) The Sociopathic Obsessive-Compulsive's Checklist |
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Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road? The Star Trek Writer's Construction Kit Your Starship Captain Just Might Be A Redneck If ... |
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Hacking Through The Jargon Jungle Computers & The 'Net -- Explained! Software Version Numbering Scheme Revealed Signs Your Spouse Is Having An Affair By Computer |
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War Zone Troops Sell Tank After A Drinking Binge The Unkindest Cut Of All |
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You Might Be A Physics Major If ... Physics Redefined Flying Cats! |
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References To Olympic Games A.Week At The Gym Office Exercise Improved Rules For Golf |
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If Brains Were Bird Droppings, We'd Have A Clean Cage Assisting The Profoundly Stupid Hindsight The Facts Of Life Bad Investment |
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Toaster Humor New Tv Shows For Isp Professionals If Computers Had Personalities... Elephant Crossing |
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Military Linguistics Another Perspective On Military Intelligence Battle Of The Metaphors Additions To Murphy's Laws Of Combat Operations Rules Of The Rucksack Martial Law |
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Advertising On The 'Net For The Profoundly I.Q. Impaired Those Wacky Southerners Just Don't Give Up ... Acme U-Do-It Sig The Programmer's Sig Ordering Priorities Employee E-Mail Disclaimer, Stochastic-Process Version Not Another Bake Sale ... Better Idiots Reality Revised Quality Goal? The Bad News Perspective The Truth About Golf A.New Perspective On Ambition The Pilot's Sig More Dwarf Humor Yaws (Yet Another Windoze Slam) Cda-Approved Sig |
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Flat Cat Fluffy Rides Again Ponderings Stop The Torture Of Innocent Plants! Animal News Of The Weird Mad Cows? |
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Guidelines For Effective Presentations Quotes That Didn't Make The Final Cut More Ponderings |
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Guest Moderator Today For A Collage On Jewish Jokes False Advertising Revenge, Jewish Style Simple Economics On Spotting A Good Deal Extrication, Defined Maids Divine Sympathy |
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You Just Might Be A Graduate Student If The Need For Education A.Letter From School Fun Things For Professors To Do On The First Day Of Class |
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Stupid-Criminal Hall Of Shame (Version 2) (2.1 As Of 10 May 96) |
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Dealing With The Irs Advice On Baby Care Life Lessons |
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Benched The Geek Sig Geek Ponderings Elephant Crossing, Take Two |
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The Male Guide To Selecting An Outfit Anybody Out There? |
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New Form 1040 Even Newer Form 1040 |
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Pilot Perspectives Intellectual Pilotariat Student Pilots More Student Pilots On Pattern Recognition The Cat & Duck Method Of Ifr Flying The Number One Answer To Not Give Your First-Jump Student |
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Musical Terms And Country/Western Definitions Schubert's Unfinished Symphony The Canonical Music Q-N-A List House Call Violin Envy Thoughts On Opera Semiconductors Steven Wright On Harmonica How To Buy A Stereo New Country-Western Song Titles |
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How The World Was Created Important Theological Questions |
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Dubious Achievement Awards, British Division Terminal Stupidity Bad Planning Police Protection The Price Of Forgetfulness How Not To Rob A Bank |
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Still More Laws Top Ten Signs Your Brother Is The Unabomber Unabomber Top Ten Peeves Private Party Rejected State Mottos |
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How Many? (The Long Version) How To Motivate College Students More Required Classes Bad Metaphor New Concepts |
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The Blonde's Medical Dictionary Be Sure To Count Those Instruments Calling Dr. Doctor" Cutting Costs |
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Airline Integrity Things You Don't Want To Overhear On An Airline P.A. System Putting It All Into Perspective Thinning The Faa Herd Top Five Reasons Why Jessica Dubroff's Plane Crashed Buzzard Error |
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Stupidity Abounds Dumb And Dumber Future Stupid Criminals, Take One ... Future Stupid Criminals, Take Two ... Future Stupid Criminals, Take Three Stupid And Blind The Well-Cooked-Criminal Hall Of Shame The Best-Laid Plans ... Dubious Achievement Awards, British Division |
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Everything I Need To Know, I Learned In The Corporate World The Plan 18 Easy Ways To Stay Unemployed |
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Understanding Mathematics (Take One) Understanding Mathematics (Take Two) Understanding Mathematics (Take Three) Understanding Mathematics (Take Four) R.U A Computer Geek? Take This Simple Test More Geek Humor Understanding Engineering Professors Perhaps You Should Consider Finding A New Hobby If ... Bear Transformations |
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The Telecom-Reform-Act-Compliant Sig From Hel--Er--Heck Leading The Pack Playing It Safe Horse Sense Controlling Overpopulation Mad Lentils Doing It Right Famous Last Words Earthquake Rights Political Sigs Success Internet Bumper Stickers More Internet Bumper Stickers |
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Where Is God? Chauffeur Pope Doctors As Provisional Deities Grim Pranks No Easy Task Divine Graffiti |
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Proper Care Of Floppies America Offline: Welcome Back To Reality! Where Deleted Characters Go |
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It Takes A Real Stud Cybermuffin To Handle 'Windows Wedding-Bell Blues Become Actual Insanity |
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Muscle Memory Covering The Kids The Top 15 Problems Encountered Along The Olympic Torch Route College Entrance Exam, Football-Player Version |
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Top Ten Ways Buchanan Celebrated His N.H. Victory More On Pat Buchanan How Many Republicans Freudian Slip You Might Be A Republican If ... Supply And Demand Political Briefs The Wish Tax Discerning Democrats And Republicans |
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Thicker Than Water, Thinner Than Currency Professional Courtesy Environmental Waste Prerequisites |
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Reality Vs. Spirituality The Top 16 Biblical Ways To Acquire A Wife Turnabout Is Fair Play Floating-Point God Lincoln On Church Getting Down To Business Genesis, Chapter 1, Release 3.0 |
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Microsoft Moving To Georgia? Microsoft Vs. Hell Making Love To A Pc User Vs. Mac User Thus Spake Gates Cluster Activity One Os To Rule Them But We Already Knew American English Wasn't A Language |
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Cat Bathing As A Martial Art Basic Rules For Cats Who Have A House To Run Top 14 Signs Your Kitty May Be Planning To Kill You Excerpt From Diary Of A Cat |
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More Internet Bumper Stickers (Geek Version) If Mathematics Classes Had Reading Lists ... An Updated Mathematical Reading List Top 10 Signs You're Addicted To The 'Net Geeks Ahoy! Dark Suckers |
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Photo Finish, Take 1 Photo Finish, Take 2 Ouch! I'll Have The 'Handcuff' Happy Meal ... Stupid Criminals, Stupid Cops Shaken, Rattled, And Shot But They Smelled Lemony-Fresh ... Disposable Income Smoking Kills |
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What Does The Customer Really Want? Probably Doesn't Understand 'Dilbert,' Either Unorthodox Skydiving Practices Mission From God |
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English? How To Speak Southern, Take 1 How To Speak Southern, Take 2 |
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The Ten Usenet Commandments Sys Admin Help Handling Cyberisolation Creative Uses For Computer Peripherals Reverse Netiquette |
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Smarthouse 2.0: Diary Of A Future Homeowner Problem Solving, Engineer Style Engineer Philosophy Engineer Philosophy You Might Be An Engineer ... The Tachyon Mobile Top Twenty |
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We Just Grow'em Bigger Words To Live By Time Out Firm Grasp Of The Obvious' Department More Headlines 280 And More Bumper Stickers |
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Top Ten Signs You Bought The Wrong Computer But They Look So Similar ... Cockpit Trouble Top 11 Reasons Why Computer Geeks Make Better Husbands Setting Priorities Hotel [Berkeley] California |
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Deep Thoughts, Take One Deep Thoughts, Take Two Deep Thoughts, Take Three Deep Thoughts, Take Four First Class Top 10 Kathy Lee Reasons For Using Child Labor In Honduras A.Totally California State Residency Application... Man... Fun With Freemen, Take One Fun With Freemen, Take Two |
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Mac Of The Month Club Operation "No Joke" |
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And You Thought You Were Having A Bad Day, Take 1 And You Thought You Were Having A Bad Day, Take 2 How Not To Die: The Dumbest Deaths In Recorded History |
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Microsoft Baby Microsoft To Shorten Name Z-D Submission/Editorial Guidelines Wysiwyg, Microsoft Style The Microsoft Customer-Response Centre |
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Language Barrier The Joke's On Whom? Cheap Labor Mafia Application Missing The Point No Chinese Presidents Actual American Jokes Playing It Safe |
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Computers In Movies: The Standard Cliché List Movie Critic At Large' Movie Reviews Rejected Titles For The Movie "Twister" Things That Will Never Happen On Seinfeld Movie Translations Independence Day -- The Sequel |
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They'll Never Find Us Here Considerate Criminals Man Bites Dog! The Perils Of Poor Pawn-Shop Selection Extreme Patience Stupid Job Applicants Nice Criminals Finish Last Slow Criminals At Work Hard Time Dumb And Dumber Ode To Prison Life |
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The Better Part Of Valor Sled Driver, Take One Sled Driver, Take Two Paerodox Baggage Heaven Mass-Transit Existentialism Hot-Shot Pilot Alien Greetings Ground Effect Disaster |
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Much Ado About Unsub Fees |
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Top 15 Reasons Dogs Don't Use Computers Top Ten Signs Your Cat Has Learned Your Internet Password Equal Opportunity Take Our Pets To Work Day Jesus Doesn't Love Everyone Rising Medical Costs Hazardous Duty Recessive Genetics |
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Math Riots Prove Fun Incalculable A Modest Proposal Career Choices Engineers, Scientists, And Mathematicians, Take One Engineers, Scientists, And Mathematicians, Take Two |
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Justification Of Roe Vs. Wade Guilty By Association The Darwin Awards Darwin Roulette Burning Desire To Tan Years From Now, They'll Claim They Didn't Inhale ... Stupidity Update Dumb And Dumber |
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Tourists At U.S. National Parks: The Adventure ... Tourists At U.S. National Parks: The Adventure Continues ... |
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Ships In The Night Quasi-Canonical List Of Oxymorons Decimating The Language More Newspaper Headlines Tracing It Back More Analogies From "The Style Invitational" |
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Affirmative Spelling Technical Harassment Still More Politically-Correct Terms Unisexing The Internet Politically-Correct Lightbulb Joke Hedging Bets 296 |
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Hedging Bets 297 Engaging The Mouth Murphy In Action Still Smarter Than The Average Rock How To Win Friends -- International Version Sports Bloopers Cutting To The Quick |
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Confusion From The Mouths Of Babes Kids' Property Laws Risky Business Paybacks, Take 1 Paybacks, Take 2 Nonstandard Creamer Frustrated Fathering |
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Microsoft Product-Announcement Template Where Do You Want To Go Today? Windoze Tag Lines More Than Just Market Share |
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Geek Test: The Long Form Geek Test: The Short Form Geek Test: The Entrance Exam Another Good Use For Kitties: Paradigm Fodder Scientists Decode The First Message From An Alien Civilization! Mathematical Proof Of The Obvious Occupational Hazards Pipe Specifications The Engineer And The Programmer A.Standardized Pun Darwinism Works For Chemists, Too |